Final Wednesday night, because we’re much cooler than you, we attended a special

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sponsored “press reception” for French adult toy company
Wet For Her,
one dildo company developed by lesbians specifically for lesbians.  Also the hot chicks where image are lesbians!

Before I go on, I want to have this taken care of: there seemed to be plenty of vodka at the event. There were probs many other drinks also, but we stick with the thing I know which is The Goose.

Anyhow, some brief background on this groundbreaking business with beautiful presentation and precious tees: these three hot French women — Alice Derock, Joanne Magris and Emilie Perello — happened to be sitting around 1 day, probs eating crepes and ingesting drink from the river as French women tend to be wont to accomplish, all like, “wtf, why are most adult toys crafted by straight guys and why carry out all of them appear to be penises?” (I would additionally always add, why do all significant sextoy organization labels sound so aggressively tropical/”wild” like Pleasure Dome and California Exotics and exactly why will they be crafted from inexpensive toxic plastic material and exactly why perform they break everyday. Regrettably I happened to be maybe not there to talk about these insights, nonetheless performed just fine without them.)


“Why would directly guys make money from and drain earnings from lesbian society?”

these ladies requested. WHY TRULY. Particularly when girls could make shit in this way.

From a feature on WET ON HER BEHALF within thirty days’s

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:

“It actually was like a wasteland. You had walk down section after aisle in store after store and do not see something identifiably lesbian; there was clearly no lesbian gesture,’ [Alice] says. ‘This is just why we produced my first item. The concept were to just take something especially lesbian, a thing that lesbians do — like penetrate with hands as a device — and stylize it while making it elegant and of use, and symbolic.’

The purpose the women make features political and additionally functional ramifications: they feel the prevailing attitude inside adult toy sector towards ladies is the fact that ‘anything can do — only throw all of them a doll and adapt it.’ The belief is ladies’ sex generally and lesbian sexuality particularly are not that crucial. It is almost like ‘merely let them have any outdated thing that you’ve.’ Even in gay gender stores, it is the same task. They imply homosexual males. Lesbians will never be, or hardly ever, incorporated.”

Just what occurred following this disclosure? We can only picture so we suppose next there was a musical montage, probs to Paolo Conte’s
Via Con Me
, and a lot of special magic and before long these ladies had created GIANT FINGERBLASTERS! And from now on they are in the us, hosting activities and fulfilling cool individuals like all of us! discover one of many designers showing the wares:

Yup. They arrive in 2 sizes and then leave your own thumbs free to do a little clit material. They even offer lube as well as other material see:

The French lady informed all of us about precisely how the material is perhaps all special once you are wearing it, you are able to nonetheless feel your companion’s orgasmic muscle mass contractions through toy. This made all of us laugh a lot like virgins, where point
Sophistication
expected if any person wanted to participate in a competition for the “eggs” (vibrating toys operated via remote) and we did. My personal fingers pop in for like 1 / 2 the next here, watch for the black nail enamel!:

Essentially, these women have actually anything fairly fuckin’ awesome going on, i am talking about they even have
boyshorts
, so that they tend to be equipped and ready to strike the lesbian market referring to a truly really cool organization and that I love vodka.

You can get your own personal miracle hands, get lubricant and help lesbian-on-lesbian sex toy lovin’ at
their website
or at
babeland
or
blowfish
!



SEX IS CERTAINLY NOT HOW YOU FEEL:

Eden Fantasys Unethical Technology is a Self-Referential Black-hole:
Just how a gender web site made use of trickery to artificially increase its stats. (@maybemaimed)

More on their lengthy history of blow:
EdenFantasys.com Propels Itself In The Balls…Again

SECURE SEX:

Do you know what we wrote a write-up about intercourse recently too
when you need to view it, it’s about secure intercourse there tend to be cartoons. (@autostraddle)

MIRANDA KERR TOPLESS:

Yes that is correct, miranda kerr topless.
(@nerve)

COREGASM:

NY gym touts Coregazm course:
Workout, have a climax. Yup. (@dazereader)

ISRAELI WOMEN:

68 Real Israeli Seashore Ladies!
What enjoyable! (@coed)

You-know-what otherwise is fun? You are really gonna get two NSFW Sundays now. I understand.  We like you a great deal that we’re thisclose to creating love to you.



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